The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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