I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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