therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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