Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want to stick my p in your. b.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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