This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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