I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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