I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
