Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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