what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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