I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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