so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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