I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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