lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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