i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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