It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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