There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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