put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
