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Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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