erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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