Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
my poor anus
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Randomize
