Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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