Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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