Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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