if only i could text you this smell
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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