I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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