how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You were trust falling into bushes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wear drunk well.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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