I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
