my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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