scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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