I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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