is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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