Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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