Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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