piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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