Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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