But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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