i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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