I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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