I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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