Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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