how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
