Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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