I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
