What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
