Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Drunk is not a location!
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