and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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