It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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