so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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