The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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