You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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