we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She bit a glass in half.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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