This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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