My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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