At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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